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1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________

2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________

3.Political Party: ____________ _________

*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)

4.Sex: [ ]

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Every country is different! Print E-mail
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One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand Out Of Window…
You Are in SYDNEY …



One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand On Horn…

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How to deal with "Do u want loan" calls Print E-mail
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How to deal with bank telecallers
 
20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" Print E-mail
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20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

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Alligator Shoes Print E-mail
Written by Ashok   

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

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